Anti-Klang

I would like..

2009-06-29T15:44:00.002+08:00

A Klangie Burger please?

Yes , klangie could be made into a brand.

a brand new story could unfold.
The mystery of klangie pork
The smelly drain of Klangie
The dark skies of klangie " eye of the storm "

We as capitalist could always brand everything into anything.
Klangie is one good example to brand, why?

Because its life cycle is at the 2nd last of its stage.
And we need to rebrand it, bring it to another level of consumer.

When US have enough of its MCD, it expands to malaysia.
Now this is one really simple example, whether ornot you get it.

The reason of this blog was always to save klang.

We need to let klangie have a taste of their own smelly drain, dark skies, Pork.
To let them realise ..its time to save their own nation.

"Give me reasons to prove me wrong", Across this new divide. Great song, i recommend it to every klangie

Ethics my ass lar.

2009-02-21T03:59:00.002+08:00

I have a lecturer, teaching Ethics.

First day of class, she took the mike and asked each row to count the students contained, add them up and compare with the total attendance signatures she collected. Wasted more than half an hour doing that. Let me remind you, we're in Uni. Aging 20 and above.

Not done.

She talked to us about body odour. Dear God. I swear so many ppl raised up their hands when enquired about body odour.

"Do you all know apa itu body odour?"

The class was silent and i slapped my forehead.

"Okay, who doesn't know please angkat tangan."

More than half of the class did. And i choked, on air. Especially when she explained about it. After that, she talked to us about deodorant. She said it's important for us not to smell bad, mainly because she can't stand the smell and will get a migraine. Hello? How bad can the class smell, it's not like we're from Klang.

This is the ultimate level of stupidity by a lecturer who has masters and can speak 4 different languages, as she claimed. Bm, English, Arab and is learning Japanese.

The next week, she taught us some stuff about ethics. Most of it were her very subjective point of view that she expects us to agree upon. For one, about smoking. She insisted that smoking has no benefits at all. And asked the smokers in the class to raise up their hand. Nobody did. Then she asked those who thinks that smoking is good to raise up their hand. Some did. Then she forced one of the student to get infront and explain why is it good. The student almost pist her off.

"So, kenapa awak cakap smoking is good?"

"Memang la good."

"Tentu ada reason, kan?"

"Merokok ni .. baik untuk economi negara. Meningkatkan itu ... GDP dan GDI. Ada itu .. tax kan? So economi ada wang masuk la."

The whole class cheered.

"Ya allah. Tapi merokok boleh mati kan? It can kill you."

"Alahh .. banyak orang mati bukan sebab rokok."

The whole class cheered again.

She was unhappy. Then she blaberred on about reasons not to smoke. She couldn't even say nicotine. Non of the students sitting front row could. Then when she finally got it, she pronounced it wrongly. On her slides, all of them contain obvious grammar mistakes. Worse, she happily said she did the slides. And the spelling mistakes, fuyooh. Berlambak i tell you.

She is stupid. I don't like her. AT ALL.

There is 40% female students staying off campus, not like we chosed to. And we have to take a bus to go to class. The buses doesn't arrive on time and is almost rare. For example, for her 10.30 am class we need to catch the 9am bus. It's troublesome. Like i have a 9 am tutorial and i have to catch the 7am bus. Meaning i have to get up at about 6am because i share the toilet with 6 more unfriendly people.

Anyway.

It was a glorious day and i took the 9 am bus to her class. Waited more than 1 hour in the class studying and lo ho, she came late. No problem with that. She held her mike and said with a cheerful tone.

"Today class cancel!"

The whole class cheered. Except for those staying off campus.

She even said :

"Don't have to be so happy about it. I know got no class very good. You all can go back to sleep."

She seams so happy that she suprised us. Like it's a gift. Mahai. The off campus student only option is to wait another hour for the 12.30pm bus.

Main point here is, she's a fucked up lecturer who teaches unimportant stuff and seeks to be highly praised. She spends a lot of time in her office with the door locked and a sign that says "Doing research, come back later". She dresses up really hideous. She favors her own race. She's lazy and unreliable. And, she's from Klang. That's why i posted this up here.

Fucking HELL PIECE OF SHIT

2009-02-08T01:05:00.003+08:00

Choco asked for an update

heres one.

Klang is one fucking HELL piece of shit hole.
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lol

2009-01-14T02:18:00.029+08:00

alright. guess i'm gonna take a break from ranting bout Klang and stuffs like that. I'm not that emo now =) HEH.

memandangkan edgar shared his story of how he celebrated new years eve with the TGIF staffs and all, i'll do the same here.

first of, to Lion. good job buddy. yea, he's so gonna get what he deserves..whatever the actions taken would be lah..ask the Andy Dhillon guy to record a vid and send it to you, request for physical punishment if possible. i mean...heh, customers rights right? =) or mental torture also can. or both. both would be good =DDD lol.

Quite Good lah if something like this happens.

OR this :

but poor guy lah, that night he already quite emo, then we go cari pasal with him. he put up a good fight, then he nearly won, then we talk to the GM, then he lost. after that, we so happy walk out... then go hang out at the fridays out there pulak for like 30 minutes -.- a bunch of us there, like waiting for him to come out only. poor guy must have wetted his pants thinking that he's not gonna get out of that place alive that night.

too bad we didn't get to even shake his hand that night -.- i mean, it was a fair fight lah. obviously this is what the winning side would always say lah. but seriously, sportsmanship lah at least, come out and shake our hands mah. after the whole thing, we didn't see him anymore. some of us believed that he..............................

I couldn't agree more.

okay then, my side of the story now :

we met up. infront of chilis. wanted to go there. got free nachos ma =) and refillable. can eat all u want and only for Rm 10. Rm10 to fill up 10 stomaches. each person 1 buck. where to get that kinda privilege..? definitely not TGIF lah -.- stupid TGIF...wont even refill some cheap nachos for you. heck, i think they'll even comtemplate giving us an extra straw if u ask for one.

most probably cause they're praying to this every day. even a straw would hurt -.-

k, anyways, so we went, to that Chilis. meeting time is 6:45pm i think..I'm a malaysian, but I don't feel like being one that day. So I went at 6:50. biasalah, being a malaysian, you've got to wait for your other malaysian buddies to arrive =) so we wait till 7:30pm =D and chilis is another quite dumb place also, actually...they're just being fair lah.

approximately around 7 i think, this part-time chilis staff came to us and she said :
part-timer : "uhmm...is your group going to be here anytime now? cause there's a long waiting list..and its only fair if we let them go first since your party isnt here."
Hungry Boy 1 : "can we like sit down first? cause they're coming already. traffic jam only"
part-timer : "sorry lah. cannot. you need full party"
me(internal monologue) : "what? apa? 何 ? cosa? 무슨? hva? co? que? 什么? što? hvad? nani?......etc"
hungry boy 2 : "but we hungry.."
me(internal monologue) : "lol"
part-timer :"....."
*part-timer walks away* after 2minutes.....*comes back* "uhmm sorry ah, we really cannot the seatings any longer already. happy new year" *saunters away*
._. no joke. dam cool. seriously.

oh, we were quite stunned lah of course. but we're in OneUtama =) theres so many other thousand places to go. so its alright. Chilis can wait for another event. we'll settle this unfinish business some other time with them.

so then at 7:30pm. we went to Fridays,

Tainted.Goodwill.In.Fridays. seriously

after some of our hungry crew members confirmed that there's enough space to fit the whole lot there. we're like one big group of hobos walking around -.- really. even in Klang you dont see things like this, well, you do see Hobos lah...but not in a pack, thus concluding that klang tak ada teamwork spirit also =/

we went to TGIF. made hellotah noise like its our own library like that only. but normal already lah, we learn from our klangie friends wan =) dont want them to feel left out ma. so give in to ~~peer pressure~~ friendship lor. HEH. just love klang so much lah xD

okay, my ranting is about to start soon. so if you're a TGIF fan, please don't read the next...please stop reading lah basically.

alright, so we went there. they gave us the menu...their own customise menu -.- apparently on new years eve, they only limit us to certain food and drinks. I want my jack daniels burger also cannot. they give that menu...like force you to pick from those choices only. And then all also the price quite new-years-eve-price. but nevermind lah i thought, new years eve ma =) spend only lah, i mean...money only, can earn again one. if cannot earn, go be a beggar in some place and beg for money lah. definitely not klang duh. by looking at the menu, I'm pretty sure one of my klangie friend would rather eat bak ku teh then. cause thats practically what they eat everyday lah. so yea, we ordered. and on my table, we've got like 10 people. and we only ordered 4 drinks =DDD chill lah. typical ~~malaysian~~ poor people. i mean, learn in moral wad. sharing is caring. we 10 people. 4 drinks. 1 drink can accommodate 2.5 of us. not bad lor. best part is, the cost is not shared among the 10 people..the person that ordered tangung everything. thats why i didnt order also. HEH.

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to whom it may concern : darn it. i should have went to McDonalds with you -.- sheesh
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okay, so they brought the drinks first. normal lah. which restaurant bring the dishes out first...? even Klang don't do that.
waiter brings sprite for hungrybuddyOne.
me : "yay!"
hungrybuddyone : -.- "dam leeches..."
hungrybuddytwo : "share lah wtheck"
hungrybuddyone : "i dont want share also you all will take"
hungrybuddytwo : "at least u smart"
me : "eh guys. dont drink first, u see this waiter..he eyeing on us like some freaking eagle only. like want to rape you like that. don't share the drinks"
hungrybuddythree : *slurppssssssssssss*
hungrybuddytwo : *slurppsssssssssssssssss*
hungrybuddythree : *snatches drink hungrybuddytwo away* *slurpppppppppppppppssssssssss*
hungrybuddyone : "savages...."
me(monologue) :"idiots wei" -.-

knowing that the waiter saw the whole thing, i'm not surprise at all that he came towards us and...
waiterone :"uhmm...you all...are not..suppose...to share the..."
hungrybuddythree : [interupts] *tilts head slightly upwards* "tell me for what...?" *head goes back to normal position*
waiterone : [stunned...continues] "drinks...or i would've to...."
hungrybuddythree : [interupts] *tilts head slightly upwards* "tell me for what...?" *head goes back to normal position*
waiterone : [slightly annoyed...continues] "..charge you for...."
hungrybuddythree : [interupts] *tilts head slightly upwards* "tell me for what...?" *head goes back to normal position*
waiterone : [i-m-quite-pissed face shown...continues] "...the drink..."
hungrybuddythree : [interupts] *tilts head slightly upwards* "tell me for what...?" *head goes back to normal position*
waiterone : [stop looking at hungrybuddythree and looks at the rest of us]
me : "oh okay, sorry. that wouldn't happen again...right guys?"
hungrybuddythree : *tilts head slightly upwards* "tell me for what...?" *head goes back to normal position*
me : "..........."
waiterone : "okay" *walks away*
me : *burst into laughter* "hahahahahahaha...wei...wth u doing? provoking him ah?..hahahahahaha"
hungrybuddythree :"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahaah" *slurpsssssssssssssssss* (waiter wasnt here to see this sluurp)
hungrybuddytwo : "dam gay...seriously..wth" -.- like that *immitates hungrybuddythree actions* u know...."
me : "dam gay lah. don't simply kacau people lah..dam sad already they need work on new years eve."
hungrybuddythree : "hahaha so what? after all...(not very nice remarks)"
hungrybuddyone : [stunned] *slurpps...........* "dammit la. need to refill already. seriously ass****s u all"

*2minutes later*

waiterone comes back with a sprite.
*puts on table*
waiterone : "no sharing, drink from this, i'm charging it on the bill, sorry but this is our policy"
*walks to that computer that takes our order..and clicks clicks*
I sure stunned la then -.- together with the rest of my friends.
Me : "hungrybuddyone, nvm lah...you don't drink it first. seriously, what kinda policy is this we'll settle this later"
hungrybuddytwo : "see hungrybuddythree...hahahahahaha"
hungrybuddythree : [stunned]
hunrybuddyone : "refill please."

stupid TGIFians -.- seriously lah. they really need to know how to think logically. come on lah..one sip and u give me one cup of drink...? and on new years eve? its like slamming the bloody door at my face when i come to your house on halloween to get candies. spoil the mood only .__.
can't they find another way to earn revenue? why can't we share? whats wrong with sharing? what happened to sharing is caring? where has all your moral values gone to? even Klangies shares okay. stupid TGIFians really. and then the waiters also another one, go simply follow the policy. don't even know how to think for themselves. oh, see people drink, straight go get another drink.

its worst than a horror movie i tell you

its not like they're gonna get points for spotting anyone sharing right -.- its not like you'll get some bonus pay, a promotion or a vacation after spotting a certain amount of customers sharing right..? okay maybe they do. or else what would explain the fact that even after dropping that extra drink on our table, he still ~~hovers~~ stands near to watch us. seriously, this guy is like some kinda surveillance camera only. if you're to ask me to get a CCTV or this guy to be placed in a bank, i would highly reccommend this ~~tard~~ guy. you stick him up the wall, he'll stick on like peter parker on the wall, he'll see every single thing, every movement, every breath you take, inhale exhale also he time you perfectly. your movements also he can predict after awhile. what you say to your buddies, he can read your lips and roughly knows that ur bitching about him. then he emo again. and that'll cause him to be more determine to stand there longer.

seriously, HELP MAGHHHH .__. I just want a SIP!

okay, maybe he's not that crazy lah. but its still pretty bad. even a stalker also not this bad.
so, what to do. cannot drink lor. pa lan geh lor! si mi lan wei? T____T
then normal lah, when u say dont do this, we sure want to do it more ma =)
so when he looks away, then my friends would go and sip sip sip lah. not the extra drink of course. when he turns back, quite emo lor he look, cause he didnt get to catch us. but he realises that the sprite in the cup suddenly dropped. or not why he look so emo? maybe cause he's working in the worst place to work in OneUtama..and that its New years eve.

so then dinner came....and its not bad. the portion quite small.

actual size.

my jack daniels chicken quite okay. quite feeling. could've been better if a drink that came with it. sigh.

after finishing dinner, we start planning where to go and all. then want to settle the bill also. then my table again, the other end of the rectangular shape long table, hungrybuddyfour go drink hungrybuddyfive's ice lemon tea. next thing you know...

*bangs*
waiterone : " i saw you drink..drink from here. no sharing!"
hungrybuddyfour : "wtf...?"
me : "hahaha. nevermind lah, we cancel it later. just don't drink it"
hungrybuddyfour :"stunn lah wei...simply one they all? just bring only you know and charge..."
me : "don't worry bout it...just finish your meal, we'll deal with that later"

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oh, and how i know whether nachos are not refillable in TGIF...? cause of this :

*waiter brings nachos*

me : "eh Don, you serious ah? thats dinner for you? nachos...only?"
Don : " yea. chill. can refill"
me : "serious? shoot. i ordered my jack daniels chicken already. if i know theres this, i wouldnt even ordered that...how much?"
Don : "Rm23..."
me : " ouch. wth, dam the ex right...? =/ but okay wad can refill"
Don : "yea. thats why. i smart" =)
me : "yaya...dam smart."
Don : "here, have one"
me : " thanks " *munches nacho* [regrets not buying nachos]

*10 minutes later*
*looked at Dons plate*
Me : "oi. wth? why is that plate empty? FILL IT UP AND FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED US ALL !!! CMANNN!!"
Don : *blinks* *blinks* " what do u think?"
Me : " .......... TGIF sucks..."
Don : "yea..i noticed"
ME : "hahahaha guys guys. don bought that....*points at empty nachos plates leftover* for rm23..and no refills" LOOOOL
Don : -.- "u've just got to say it didnt you?"
Me : " hahaha quite smart lah u" xD
Don : "shitew!!" (shit-you)
Me : "loser." [happy that i wasnt in his position]

and that is how we know that its not refillable.
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okay its late, i dont want to start typing the other half of what happened. lol, i'll just tell u guys what happened. so then...we fight with the manager when the bill comes lor =) HEH. then we win. we voided off 3 drinks in the end! then now we're in the process of giving one of the managers a really bad day. yea! pa lan geh him only. just pa lan geh him all the way. gg him on the spot.

conclusion : if you're gonna go to TGIF in OneUtama. bring Lion along. guaranteed you get to watch an awesome blossom show.

Lion : " Oi! Oi y0u! Ya! YoU! Y4yA! YoU N0w Com3 H3rE 4nD C4nC3L Th!$ 3xTr4 dR1nK! NOW!"

thanks buddy =) you did great

p/s : i suspect the TGIF manager.is.from.klang.

TGIF

2009-01-13T22:10:00.003+08:00

JAN 10
Dear Mr Edgar Ng,

First of all , please let me apologize for the experience you endured at TGI Friday's One Utama on 30th December. My name is Andy Dhillon and I am the Director of Operations for TGI Friday's Malaysia. My sincere apologies to you and your party for the unpleasant visit you had with us.

We take our guests comments very seriously and you can rest assured that the incident will not be taken lightly. Your feedback helps us improve and ensure it is not repeated again.

The experience you endured is definitely not what Friday's is about and for that, once again my apologies.

I would like to thank you for the time and effort you took to highlight your experience to us. I would like to talk to you personally on this matter and would appreciate if you could send me your hand phone number.

My number is XXXXX and you can call me anytime.

My apologies again and I thank you for bringing this matter to my attention and you can rest assured that it will be investigated thoroughly and necessary action will be taken.

Thanks you and regards,

Andy Dhillon

Director of Operations

TGI Friday's Malaysia

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Jan 13 ( 6 hour ago ..)

Dear Mr Edgar Ng,

I am re-sending you the below mail - in case you did not receive it.

Thank you & regards,

Andy Dhillon

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THE PERSISTENCY OF THIS DIRECTOR...I LOVE IT
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Hi Andy,

I am sorry for the late reply. I appreciate very much for you to personally take care of your customers and you , sir have our highest respect. first and foremost i would like to say that the date is actually 31st December. My Phone number is XXXXX. You can reach me anytime. I first, want to apologize for the tone i used when i was giving the feedback at your website, because on that day itself my anger got a little out of hand. Let me rewrite the incident again incase there is any mistake .

It goes like this. We had about 20+ people , we were celebrating new year's eve. so it was 31 december at around 7 pm or 8 pm+ . We were given two long tables. each of us ordered our meal unfortunately some of them did not order drinks as some were couples and decided to share drinks.

And Honestly, we did not know that refillable drinks cannot be shared. On the first table, my friend shared his drink with his girlfriend, and when they got a warning, the girlfriend immediately ordered a drink. this was fine. But on the second table(which the first table did not knew), a friend shared with another friend, and that was when they were warned " you cannot share drinks or we'll have to charge you" . thats what the staff said.
Then a minute later, two drinks were placed on the second table. An immediate warning and two drinks came?, we were puzzled as to why such aggresive policy? So my friends on the 2nd table called the manager to explain that they did not know and so to atleast provide a warning before forcing them to buy both the drinks.

The Manager replied ' I cant do anything, you all can talk to the security guard' . What is the manager for then? We were all alraedy very unhappy, i decided to approach the manager again when he walked away, luckily, the GM was there. as i explained, i think the GM did not fully understand the situation but the manager insists that we drank ONE of the new cup, when we only shared the INITIAL drink . so we were forced to pay for ONE new cup and they agreed to void ONE cup. but when my friend reexplained that we did not even touch the ONE new cup thats when the manager gets cocky and turned the story around.

he said this ' BUT just now u said u drank the new cup ', he did not even want to see the level of the water in the cup .. he also said this " if u talk to me like that i would not void even one of the drinks "
i then got angry and said are u forcing us to buy the drinks? we will not pay for it. i pointed at him , and he said ' u have a problem with me? , we can talk behind ' he dragged me along to somewhere where there is less people. luckily my friend was there to ask me not to find any trouble.

As you see there is obviously a problem with this branch's attitude towards customer . im not the only one, i have done some research and here is a link for you to check out http://www.malaysiabest.net/2007/02/11/tgif-queensbay-mall-penang/

Correnbrody
on Feb 12th, 2007 at 12:19 am

LOVE LOVE LOVE Friday's!!! The atmosphere, the service (except the branch in One Utama, which totally sucks), the food, the alkie drinkies… one of my fav dining places!

Before this i would also like to complain about the tone they use when they talk to customers. the way they bill us, without asking us whether we want to seperate our bills ornot they charged both tables at a single bill which caused us to wait atleast 30 minutes when calculating the bill, we EVEN have to CALCULATE for them. and they have to make changes because their billing was WRONG.

dont know if they purposely overcharged us or what, i do not want to stretch on that. My members and i were very unhappy on that day.

our bills summed up to thousand plus and they caused havoc over two little drinks, i m ver disapointed with the manager, if he cant even solve such problem, i dont know what else he does there. we talked to them nicely but they just turned their heads away and reply with such rude statement.

Thanks you,

Edgar Ng

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Hi Andy,

A mistake i wrote , there were actually two bills. One of my friend received it. I assumed there was ONE because we took a long time calculating and i was pretty angry before then.

TGI fridays

2009-01-11T16:08:00.002+08:00

Britney Spears.

2009-01-03T17:21:00.001+08:00

Meh. i like britney , i was her fan.

and i still LIKKKKKKKE her!

this is a confession!
MUAHHH britney MUAHHH

LOOK AT HERRRRR!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~even her bulu owns klang. nuff said nuff said if she goes klang , klang becomes PJ

!!!!!!!!

Bang

2009-01-01T14:03:00.006+08:00

"what child is this, who laid to rest, on Mary's lap is sleeping"?

Oi. Admin, change it la. Mother, This blog is suppose to be full of love towards the rest of Malaysia exempting klg, not Christmas. And the baby looked disgusting up close. See the lips got saliva trace wan. Its not a baby anyway right. It's an annoying kid about the age of 3 from klg. See, every single aspect of this blog is mocking klg.

Stop wondering about the three dudes above, i'll tell you who are they later.

Anyway. I'm in Labuan now. Another place that should be demolish. But, lets not go to how bad Labuan is, i mean, it could never beat klg.

Urhm, what i'm trying to say is.. If i were to continue blogging here, it'd be purely based on nothing. Because i'm damn far from klg. Would that be fine? I hope it is. I mean, nothing so horrible that i can ever imagine could be half as bad as the real klg. Lol. Klg klg.

Sigh .. I think i miss klg. At least there's some civilization there la. Its nearer to all the shopping malls compare to Labuan. There's even bkt there, and also better mamak compared to Labuan. Klg is nice what.

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What am i thinking?! Klg?!

What an insult even to mention the name in my post.

And oh, the group up there you see, is known as KlangBang =)

Smelly

2008-12-27T00:55:00.004+08:00

HELLO! I AM CHOCO!

*smiles cheerfully* That is all i ever do.

=)

Anyway. I .. love klang. Klang is nice what. Because of klang, other places in Malaysia doesn't seam to bad. Klang makes Malaysia goes round, kindda like rich is better than poor, fat is better than skinny, healthy is better than sick and pink is better than blue. So, in this case, klang is all of the latter. Without klang, we would never appreciate many many many many many other more places. Wanna make your children happy with their home? Bring them to klang, no need to go africa la.

Am i being too harsh? =/ .. no la..

^^

Wei tiger, the BKT in klang no match for the SS14 ones in Subang la. Seriously. What is so good about the klang bkt? Normal only la. I have this memory about klang's bkt. I was awaken up rudely by my parents who had an appetite for klang's bkt at 7 am in the morning. Then hor, when we arrived there we made a promise to each other never come all the way to Klang early in the morning just for bkt again, cause it's not worth it. AT ALL. Some corner shop. Don't know where. I guess it isn't fair to judge the whole klang's bkt base on one shop, but, too bad la. I refuse to be considerate. Hmmph.

Eh eh, ya la ya la. The drain in klang has living beings inside. I went to a pasar malam in klang last week, cause i followed my mum from after work. I was wondering whats that horrible smell, then mum says its from the drain. Then i looked inside and i thought its so smelly there's bubbles coming out from it, like too smelly and rotten until acidic already. You know, like rotten soya bean milk got bubbles wan. Go try. And lo ho, damn a lot of fishes and tad poles inside swimming in that god forsaken drain.

Mum says klang is like that wan la, dirty.

I didn't say anything hor, i only quote what my mum said. I like klang la. It reflects how clean the rest of Selangor is. The government are smart loh, to let klang exist as comparison.

=) Sigh. Goodnight people. Don't forget to try the soya bean theory.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

2008-12-21T15:15:00.008+08:00

repeat that word again and again for at least 7534 times. if you're able to do that, you've just entered Klang. that's right. that's how bad that place is. if you go in deeper, darn, its like taking 6 core level papers together at the same time .___. the horror. you can imagine what its like. and going in deeper would be like...going into Klang. T____________T

sorry i took so long to update. its just that -.- how can anyone update their blog everyday, unless you have nothing else better to do. i'm a really busy person, i've got to sleep, eat and shower, and stuffs like that. what do u expect? i need to dota, i've got a life =) i dont eat bkt everyday. oops. heh no offence =D

anyways, i went to Klang the other day, to have a taste of their bak ku teh. gee gee, its dam nice. thats the only good thing there, trust me. other than that, from the shoplots, the roads, the car to the environment...straight away makes u wanna turn back and never step into that place again. heck, even the sky makes me wanna puke! -.- okay, maybe i've something against Klang after all. but thats more the reason why that place should develop! to make people stop hating that place .___. ohhh, trust me klangies, im not the only one. you can count on that.

and thats the reason why i went through the trouble to interiew fellow klangies =) and some other victims :

that place is hoooooot! Just hot! - trustworthy source

the roads, not developed enuf, alwiz traffic jam, so the drivers had to overtake here and thr..u noe! to stimulate the flow of the traffic - a fellow klangie

Floooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!! - Klangie

Klang? - random source

Each tie after a heavy down pour, there is sure to have water leakage from the roof, even after so called fixing the same old spot for more than 5 times already. - annonymous klangie

for the concrete flat roof for the water tank above, the discovered choked water discharge pipe did not seem to have cleared by responsible parties. And obviously the water proofing system at this area failed, as water leakage found all round the slab whenever heavy rain comes. - angry klangie

Quality control from the developer is absolutely horrible. Even common problems also cannot resolve, how to get confidence from potential buyers? - desperate fellow klangie who wants to sell off his KLANG properties. i feeel u T___T

the drain. the drain goddamn it. do something bout the effing drain! - angry flood victim

the drain never dried since I moved in in 2004. Now it's like little pond with 'ikan kapis' - fellow klangie who's not a really big fan of baby fishes

I'm one of the residents in this townshit (I mean township) - klangie. he literally typed that.

the drain encourages dengue - victim of dengue

as you can see, there's not one good thing about Klang. well, thats because I only take out the complaints and leave out all the compliments. fine, i'm not being fair here. so alright, i'll show the compliments too.

at least we have floood :D - ironic

bkt bkt bkt - klangie

u c klg ppl, alwiz driving recklessly, but nobody dies.
me : lol why?
haha coz its KLG. Klg ppl are trained to avoid reckless driver.
me : lol trained to avoid reckless driver but not train to not be reckless? haha
-short convo between me and a satisfied klangie, before going for dota =) im proud of u buddy, always looking at the bright side.

the sate here is delicious, and cheap! - happy klangie

flood brings water. water brings happiness. happiness brings peace. peace brings love. love brings jealousy. jealousy brings arguments. arguments brings conflict. conflict brings harm and injury. harm and injury brings insurance. YAY! - cute klangie

i love klang - Mua, Lion, Panda, Choco, and all other klangies

heh. alright! we've gotta stop living in a dream! the positive feedbacks of klang aint enough to offset the negatives.

alright, my experience in klang the other day. it was only for one day. but i dare say, it wasnt a pleasant one...however, the BKT is like....thank god, for sending down this piece of meal =)

alright, i went there with my friend, we were using the GPS, of course we found the way there. the GPS did help, but at some point, the GPS cant even track some of the shops of Klang! why didnt they update those particular shops into the system? i'll tell you why, because no one gives a (censored). ishhh! but its okay, we made a last minute turn, and went to the RIGHT bak ku teh stall. and trust me, when i say that klang is all about bak ku teh, they ARE ALL ABOUT BKT. so finding the right stall is a challenge itself. upon entering the stall, okay im gonna sidetrack here abit to describe the stall, and the scrumptious meal i had. so if you're not interested, skip the next para.

upon walking into the restaurant, you will see kettles placed strategically around the tables. every table has got atleast one kettle. these kettles are boiling water and are meant for customers to brew their chinese tea. the waiters would then bring you tea, with the leaves in there(duh) ._. then you wait for your friends to arrive =) for me, i didnt have to wait, cause my friends waited for us...for around 1 hour plus. I'm really truly madly deeply sorry. you might be wondering...hey how do u know what the waiters did if you arrived late? well, i don't. i just thought that ... thats what a typical klang waiter would do =) its a good thing. you order, then the food come, then you CONSUME! slurp! the soup is flavourful and has a reasonably strong hint of herbs though not overpowering. the meat is really tender. the only sad thing is, WHERE IS THE yau char kuai!?!? apparently, klang only serves yau char kuai in the morning...what the heck T_T i came all the way from the other side of the world, went pass 1 toll, avoiding the other -.- oh ya, going to klang...from sunway...requires the payment of 2 tolls! the fastest route i mean -.- omg lah. the government seriously encourages people to not go klang.

okay so anyway, after eating. the rain stopped. oh, did i mention, it was raining when we arrived at Klang. wahhh -.- you should see the road, beginning to flood already, and it was not very heavy also the drain. conclusion : screwed.

alright, after eating. went over to my friends house. the houses are pretty well developed. phew. finally, civilization T_T

alright, after hiding in the house for like...gee, i dont know...8 hours? we went out, to the nearest mamak stall. and this is when the nightmare staaaarts! OMG LARHS! i've been to countless mamaks in my life. all kind of mamaks : cheap mamaks, highclass mamaks, mamaks with effing tax, mamaks that dont look like mamaks, places that looks like mamaks, mamaks that dont sell mamaks foods....you name it. out of this 7458353735 mamaks i've been into in my life, this one stands out, it doesnt belong to any of those classes mentioned above! its a mamak of its own, its called the Klang mamak o__O why whats with them you ask? they're ... 8 letters, 1 word, 3 syllables : horrible.

time for pics =D yay! i mean...oh shucks. picture of klang. cmoonn, cheer up, its pretty alright =D

this is a pic of klang, heh. no lah..im just helping you viewers calm down before seeing the real thing O________________________________O

Whats a pikachu thing doing there -.- and whats with the colourful car..cmon move on. theres other pokemons now -.-

Klang's Mamak. poor guy stoning there. sigh.

its mere impossible to catch even a glimpse of a star if you were to look up into the sky in Klang. therefore, this exist.

thats right, one of the wonders of klang. the port holes. gg banyak sangat. even my 5MGP phone tremble in fear while snapping a shot of this...."place"

seriously someone should consider doing something, starting with the roads!

Thats basically the outside of the mamak. if you think that's bad. wait till you get in -.- omg man.

no joke. only one guy working at a time. and look at the place T___T its horrifying!

hey! whats with this pic you ask? well, yours truly...have never heard of photoshop apparently. so yea. life's kinda tough -.- uhmm as you can see, the only one without any hand signs is the one from klang. the rest of them with their hand signs....what do you thinkkk?

alright, enough with the mamak. now lets see their FOOD! gg.my.co.uk.singnet.blogspot.xanga.com

they all taste the same :) no, seriously. you can ask anyone. you can even go try it yourself. okay how does it taste? simple. you stand up now, go to your kitchen, take a kettle, pour water in it, boil it. after its boiled, put it in your fridge, for aroundan hour. take it out and drink it. viola, you have your own Klang's teh o aid/ teh ais/ milo ais.

yea, they all taste the same. so, conclusion : when you go to a klangs mamak...stick to mineral water =) its cheaper, and best of all, it taste exactly like a klangs mamak teh ais!

i would rather eat the phone. trust me. you would too.

gee, thanks alot. you serve me my roti telur, and place the fork and spoon right above it. as i recall, roti telur is quite the oily right -.- and you didnt give me serviette. reaaaal smart.

well, i guess thats all, for now -.- theres so much more to talk bout klang! cmon guys. you should really start developing, starting with your roads and your mamak! =D

you have our support, our morale support that is ._. alright, i'm off to watch the match =D ciaos

Handsome cows

2008-12-19T17:46:00.005+08:00

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EMO COW :<

Tribute

2008-12-18T15:38:00.018+08:00

I'm doing this not because I hold a grudge on Klang,
its not due to the fact that Klang has got a pretty high rate of criminal activities at times,
or the reason that the bak ku teh there is freaking awesome and mine here sucks
but it is because
my friend(this is for you buddy) lives in Klang. and I shit you not, he deserves better than what he is currently living in.

for all you people out there who's never heard of Klang before and don't know where Klang is. I'm not surprise. They're not very well known, except when it comes to Bak Ku Teh. Klang practically comes together with the word bak ku teh(bkt), for they are only good at that one very aspect. I'm not saying that all Klang people only knows how to cook, eat, sleep and talk bkt. Don't get me wrong, I'm just saying that whenever anyone mentions Klang, first thing that comes into your mind would be BKT. Other than that...nothing, rien, nada, ingenting, ei mitaan, Niente, Niets, Gar nichts, Wala lang, kuch nahin, hahh?...(they all basically mean nothing in other language)
get what i mean now? its not that I'm shallow or anything like that, but like i say, they're good at that one very aspect alone! well, better than none right Kedah?

Klang is a small town about 30km to the west of kuala lumpur and around 5km to the east of Port Klang. Pretty darn screwed up I would say. 30kms away from the capital and largest city of Malaysia, and 5km away from death incase of a tsunami. providing that ever happens. (choi) Its not like we can actually help them at this area, where their ancestors build their home is what they're living in today, we can't just shift the whole town to another area =/ but its alright, i mean...the detrimental fact that its 5km away from a port, is offset by Klang being only 30km away from Kuala Lumpur =) yay Klang. scored.

LOL!!!!

base on my opinion, the government should just take Klang off the map, and replace it with BKT. it would be awesome. its easier too. actually, i would suggest that we take off all the names on the map of malaysia, and replace it with the names of the food that place is famous for. For example, Johor should be called Otak-otak, Penang to Laksa, Sabah to their freaking-delicious-dam-expensive-sibei-nice-crab-meat(seriously), Kedah with their delicious....we should just take Kedah off the map, etc.

okay, i got a little sidetracked there. what i want to emphasize here is..not on the mouth watering foods in Malaysia. i want to point out on one issue alone, and that is the undeveloped areas in Malaysia. Sure this blog title is called Anti-Klang(for now), but what I'm concerned about here is the undeveloped areas in Malaysia as a whole. Of course Klang is not the most undeveloped area in Malaysia, some would even consider Klang as a pretty well developed place. There are other undeveloped places like Kayu Ara (spelling?), setiawan, Kajang, etc. But I'm particularly concerned about Klang cause my friend lives there!

so for now, while I'm free, and i've got nothing else better to do, I'll just type Klang facts here to help my friend realize the crap he's been living in all this time and to do something to help develop Klang , we can't just help you directly, you've got to stand up on your own two feet and walk! =) but don't worry, you're not alone buddy, we're here to help ya =D a small tip here : start with your roads.

posts that you should be expecting soon : new updates with the insides of Klang, together with pictures. the horrorrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

P/s : i heard that Kajang has got ... cows walking around? However, an ex-Kajang resident told me that they're just rumors. please confirm with me as soon as possible whether this is true or not. because if it is, project Klang would have to be put on hold. Kajang definitely needs development. they're like still in the 60s. and what the heck is the animal lover welfare society doing? they're gonna save whales when they can't even save cows? Please la, do something.

Organisation officially..

2008-12-18T15:23:00.000+08:00

Created

By

Tiger.

To Destroy, or to develop Klang?

you choose.