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repeat that word again and again for at least 7534 times. if you're able to do that, you've just entered Klang. that's right. that's how bad that place is. if you go in deeper, darn, its like taking 6 core level papers together at the same time .___. the horror. you can imagine what its like. and going in deeper would be like...going into Klang. T____________T

sorry i took so long to update. its just that -.- how can anyone update their blog everyday, unless you have nothing else better to do. i'm a really busy person, i've got to sleep, eat and shower, and stuffs like that. what do u expect? i need to dota, i've got a life =) i dont eat bkt everyday. oops. heh no offence =D

anyways, i went to Klang the other day, to have a taste of their bak ku teh. gee gee, its dam nice. thats the only good thing there, trust me. other than that, from the shoplots, the roads, the car to the environment...straight away makes u wanna turn back and never step into that place again. heck, even the sky makes me wanna puke! -.- okay, maybe i've something against Klang after all. but thats more the reason why that place should develop! to make people stop hating that place .___. ohhh, trust me klangies, im not the only one. you can count on that.

and thats the reason why i went through the trouble to interiew fellow klangies =) and some other victims :

that place is hoooooot! Just hot! - trustworthy source

the roads, not developed enuf, alwiz traffic jam, so the drivers had to overtake here and thr..u noe! to stimulate the flow of the traffic - a fellow klangie

Floooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!! - Klangie

Klang? - random source

Each tie after a heavy down pour, there is sure to have water leakage from the roof, even after so called fixing the same old spot for more than 5 times already. - annonymous klangie

for the concrete flat roof for the water tank above, the discovered choked water discharge pipe did not seem to have cleared by responsible parties. And obviously the water proofing system at this area failed, as water leakage found all round the slab whenever heavy rain comes. - angry klangie

Quality control from the developer is absolutely horrible. Even common problems also cannot resolve, how to get confidence from potential buyers? - desperate fellow klangie who wants to sell off his KLANG properties. i feeel u T___T


the drain. the drain goddamn it. do something bout the effing drain! - angry flood victim

the drain never dried since I moved in in 2004. Now it's like little pond with 'ikan kapis' - fellow klangie who's not a really big fan of baby fishes

I'm one of the residents in this townshit (I mean township) - klangie. he literally typed that.

the drain encourages dengue - victim of dengue


as you can see, there's not one good thing about Klang. well, thats because I only take out the complaints and leave out all the compliments. fine, i'm not being fair here. so alright, i'll show the compliments too.

at least we have floood :D - ironic

bkt bkt bkt - klangie

u c klg ppl, alwiz driving recklessly, but nobody dies.
me : lol why?
haha coz its KLG. Klg ppl are trained to avoid reckless driver.
me : lol trained to avoid reckless driver but not train to not be reckless? haha
-short convo between me and a satisfied klangie, before going for dota =) im proud of u buddy, always looking at the bright side.

the sate here is delicious, and cheap! - happy klangie

flood brings water. water brings happiness. happiness brings peace. peace brings love. love brings jealousy. jealousy brings arguments. arguments brings conflict. conflict brings harm and injury. harm and injury brings insurance. YAY! - cute klangie

i love klang - Mua, Lion, Panda, Choco, and all other klangies

heh. alright! we've gotta stop living in a dream! the positive feedbacks of klang aint enough to offset the negatives.

alright, my experience in klang the other day. it was only for one day. but i dare say, it wasnt a pleasant one...however, the BKT is like....thank god, for sending down this piece of meal =)

alright, i went there with my friend, we were using the GPS, of course we found the way there. the GPS did help, but at some point, the GPS cant even track some of the shops of Klang! why didnt they update those particular shops into the system? i'll tell you why, because no one gives a (censored). ishhh! but its okay, we made a last minute turn, and went to the RIGHT bak ku teh stall. and trust me, when i say that klang is all about bak ku teh, they ARE ALL ABOUT BKT. so finding the right stall is a challenge itself. upon entering the stall, okay im gonna sidetrack here abit to describe the stall, and the scrumptious meal i had. so if you're not interested, skip the next para.

upon walking into the restaurant, you will see kettles placed strategically around the tables. every table has got atleast one kettle. these kettles are boiling water and are meant for customers to brew their chinese tea. the waiters would then bring you tea, with the leaves in there(duh) ._. then you wait for your friends to arrive =) for me, i didnt have to wait, cause my friends waited for us...for around 1 hour plus. I'm really truly madly deeply sorry. you might be wondering...hey how do u know what the waiters did if you arrived late? well, i don't. i just thought that ... thats what a typical klang waiter would do =) its a good thing. you order, then the food come, then you CONSUME! slurp! the soup is flavourful and has a reasonably strong hint of herbs though not overpowering. the meat is really tender. the only sad thing is, WHERE IS THE yau char kuai!?!? apparently, klang only serves yau char kuai in the morning...what the heck T_T i came all the way from the other side of the world, went pass 1 toll, avoiding the other -.- oh ya, going to klang...from sunway...requires the payment of 2 tolls! the fastest route i mean -.- omg lah. the government seriously encourages people to not go klang.

okay so anyway, after eating. the rain stopped. oh, did i mention, it was raining when we arrived at Klang. wahhh -.- you should see the road, beginning to flood already, and it was not very heavy also the drain. conclusion : screwed.

alright, after eating. went over to my friends house. the houses are pretty well developed. phew. finally, civilization T_T

alright, after hiding in the house for like...gee, i dont know...8 hours? we went out, to the nearest mamak stall. and this is when the nightmare staaaarts! OMG LARHS! i've been to countless mamaks in my life. all kind of mamaks : cheap mamaks, highclass mamaks, mamaks with effing tax, mamaks that dont look like mamaks, places that looks like mamaks, mamaks that dont sell mamaks foods....you name it. out of this 7458353735 mamaks i've been into in my life, this one stands out, it doesnt belong to any of those classes mentioned above! its a mamak of its own, its called the Klang mamak o__O why whats with them you ask? they're ... 8 letters, 1 word, 3 syllables : horrible.

time for pics =D yay! i mean...oh shucks. picture of klang. cmoonn, cheer up, its pretty alright =D

this is a pic of klang, heh. no lah..im just helping you viewers calm down before seeing the real thing O________________________________O


Whats a pikachu thing doing there -.- and whats with the colourful car..cmon move on. theres other pokemons now -.-

Klang's Mamak. poor guy stoning there. sigh.

its mere impossible to catch even a glimpse of a star if you were to look up into the sky in Klang. therefore, this exist.

thats right, one of the wonders of klang. the port holes. gg banyak sangat. even my 5MGP phone tremble in fear while snapping a shot of this...."place"

seriously someone should consider doing something, starting with the roads!

Thats basically the outside of the mamak. if you think that's bad. wait till you get in -.- omg man.

no joke. only one guy working at a time. and look at the place T___T its horrifying!

hey! whats with this pic you ask? well, yours truly...have never heard of photoshop apparently. so yea. life's kinda tough -.- uhmm as you can see, the only one without any hand signs is the one from klang. the rest of them with their hand signs....what do you thinkkk?

alright, enough with the mamak. now lets see their FOOD! gg.my.co.uk.singnet.blogspot.xanga.com

they all taste the same :) no, seriously. you can ask anyone. you can even go try it yourself. okay how does it taste? simple. you stand up now, go to your kitchen, take a kettle, pour water in it, boil it. after its boiled, put it in your fridge, for aroundan hour. take it out and drink it. viola, you have your own Klang's teh o aid/ teh ais/ milo ais.

yea, they all taste the same. so, conclusion : when you go to a klangs mamak...stick to mineral water =) its cheaper, and best of all, it taste exactly like a klangs mamak teh ais!

i would rather eat the phone. trust me. you would too.

gee, thanks alot. you serve me my roti telur, and place the fork and spoon right above it. as i recall, roti telur is quite the oily right -.- and you didnt give me serviette. reaaaal smart.

well, i guess thats all, for now -.- theres so much more to talk bout klang! cmon guys. you should really start developing, starting with your roads and your mamak! =D

you have our support, our morale support that is ._. alright, i'm off to watch the match =D ciaos