its not due to the fact that Klang has got a pretty high rate of criminal activities at times,
or the reason that the bak ku teh there is freaking awesome and mine here sucks
but it is because
my friend(this is for you buddy) lives in Klang. and I shit you not, he deserves better than what he is currently living in.
for all you people out there who's never heard of Klang before and don't know where Klang is. I'm not surprise. They're not very well known, except when it comes to Bak Ku Teh. Klang practically comes together with the word bak ku teh(bkt), for they are only good at that one very aspect. I'm not saying that all Klang people only knows how to cook, eat, sleep and talk bkt. Don't get me wrong, I'm just saying that whenever anyone mentions Klang, first thing that comes into your mind would be BKT. Other than that...nothing, rien, nada, ingenting, ei mitaan, Niente, Niets, Gar nichts, Wala lang, kuch nahin, hahh?...(they all basically mean nothing in other language)
get what i mean now? its not that I'm shallow or anything like that, but like i say, they're good at that one very aspect alone! well, better than none right Kedah?
Klang is a small town about 30km to the west of kuala lumpur and around 5km to the east of Port Klang. Pretty darn screwed up I would say. 30kms away from the capital and largest city of Malaysia, and 5km away from death incase of a tsunami. providing that ever happens. (choi) Its not like we can actually help them at this area, where their ancestors build their home is what they're living in today, we can't just shift the whole town to another area =/ but its alright, i mean...the detrimental fact that its 5km away from a port, is offset by Klang being only 30km away from Kuala Lumpur =) yay Klang. scored.
LOL!!!!base on my opinion, the government should just take Klang off the map, and replace it with BKT. it would be awesome. its easier too. actually, i would suggest that we take off all the names on the map of malaysia, and replace it with the names of the food that place is famous for. For example, Johor should be called Otak-otak, Penang to Laksa, Sabah to their freaking-delicious-dam-expensive-sibei-nice-crab-meat(seriously), Kedah with their delicious....we should just take Kedah off the map, etc.
okay, i got a little sidetracked there. what i want to emphasize here is..not on the mouth watering foods in Malaysia. i want to point out on one issue alone, and that is the undeveloped areas in Malaysia. Sure this blog title is called Anti-Klang(for now), but what I'm concerned about here is the undeveloped areas in Malaysia as a whole. Of course Klang is not the most undeveloped area in Malaysia, some would even consider Klang as a pretty well developed place. There are other undeveloped places like Kayu Ara (spelling?), setiawan, Kajang, etc. But I'm particularly concerned about Klang cause my friend lives there!
so for now, while I'm free, and i've got nothing else better to do, I'll just type Klang facts here to help my friend realize the crap he's been living in all this time and to do something to help develop Klang , we can't just help you directly, you've got to stand up on your own two feet and walk! =) but don't worry, you're not alone buddy, we're here to help ya =D a small tip here : start with your roads.
posts that you should be expecting soon : new updates with the insides of Klang, together with pictures. the horrorrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
P/s : i heard that Kajang has got ... cows walking around? However, an ex-Kajang resident told me that they're just rumors. please confirm with me as soon as possible whether this is true or not. because if it is, project Klang would have to be put on hold. Kajang definitely needs development. they're like still in the 60s. and what the heck is the animal lover welfare society doing? they're gonna save whales when they can't even save cows? Please la, do something.
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