Ethics my ass lar.

I have a lecturer, teaching Ethics.

First day of class, she took the mike and asked each row to count the students contained, add them up and compare with the total attendance signatures she collected. Wasted more than half an hour doing that. Let me remind you, we're in Uni. Aging 20 and above.

Not done.

She talked to us about body odour. Dear God. I swear so many ppl raised up their hands when enquired about body odour.

"Do you all know apa itu body odour?"

The class was silent and i slapped my forehead.

"Okay, who doesn't know please angkat tangan."

More than half of the class did. And i choked, on air. Especially when she explained about it. After that, she talked to us about deodorant. She said it's important for us not to smell bad, mainly because she can't stand the smell and will get a migraine. Hello? How bad can the class smell, it's not like we're from Klang.

This is the ultimate level of stupidity by a lecturer who has masters and can speak 4 different languages, as she claimed. Bm, English, Arab and is learning Japanese.

The next week, she taught us some stuff about ethics. Most of it were her very subjective point of view that she expects us to agree upon. For one, about smoking. She insisted that smoking has no benefits at all. And asked the smokers in the class to raise up their hand. Nobody did. Then she asked those who thinks that smoking is good to raise up their hand. Some did. Then she forced one of the student to get infront and explain why is it good. The student almost pist her off.

"So, kenapa awak cakap smoking is good?"

"Memang la good."

"Tentu ada reason, kan?"

"Merokok ni .. baik untuk economi negara. Meningkatkan itu ... GDP dan GDI. Ada itu .. tax kan? So economi ada wang masuk la."

The whole class cheered.

"Ya allah. Tapi merokok boleh mati kan? It can kill you."

"Alahh .. banyak orang mati bukan sebab rokok."

The whole class cheered again.

She was unhappy. Then she blaberred on about reasons not to smoke. She couldn't even say nicotine. Non of the students sitting front row could. Then when she finally got it, she pronounced it wrongly. On her slides, all of them contain obvious grammar mistakes. Worse, she happily said she did the slides. And the spelling mistakes, fuyooh. Berlambak i tell you.

She is stupid. I don't like her. AT ALL.

There is 40% female students staying off campus, not like we chosed to. And we have to take a bus to go to class. The buses doesn't arrive on time and is almost rare. For example, for her 10.30 am class we need to catch the 9am bus. It's troublesome. Like i have a 9 am tutorial and i have to catch the 7am bus. Meaning i have to get up at about 6am because i share the toilet with 6 more unfriendly people.

Anyway.

It was a glorious day and i took the 9 am bus to her class. Waited more than 1 hour in the class studying and lo ho, she came late. No problem with that. She held her mike and said with a cheerful tone.

"Today class cancel!"

The whole class cheered. Except for those staying off campus.

She even said :

"Don't have to be so happy about it. I know got no class very good. You all can go back to sleep."

She seams so happy that she suprised us. Like it's a gift. Mahai. The off campus student only option is to wait another hour for the 12.30pm bus.

Main point here is, she's a fucked up lecturer who teaches unimportant stuff and seeks to be highly praised. She spends a lot of time in her office with the door locked and a sign that says "Doing research, come back later". She dresses up really hideous. She favors her own race. She's lazy and unreliable. And, she's from Klang. That's why i posted this up here.